5 Things You Didn't Know About Jane Doe

1. Hi, My name is Jane and I am addicted to Archie Comics

2. I have crossed the barriers of animal human exchange; I've spoken to sea-lions! We blew bubbles at each other. I may be delusional but I think he liked me.

3. I have a bird, actually I have a couple of birds. They sleep with me every night. Wait a sec.. Get your mind out of the gutter! They're my pet Sun Conures, yes they're actual birds, they fly around and go 'Keeek Keek"!

4. As a kid, I used to build a fortress around my bed with pillows so nothing could grab me from under the bed (Don't you dare laugh! Have you watched The Exorcist?). Yes, I was young and stupid, now I have 10 pillows on my bed cause .. ermm.. it just looks nice?

5. My naval piercing got me a gig on radio?